PUMP.FUN Asset

dejobinator

listed on denial

The official coin for former employees, current overthinkers, and future legends

Fired up.
Not hired.

dejobinator is a Solana memecoin for anyone who has ever rage-quit a spreadsheet, ghosted a recruiter, or turned existential panic into market participation.

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Clock in whenever your sleep schedule loses the plot.
Unlimited coffee breaks with zero meetings about synergy.
A fully decentralized path from ambition to delusion.
Strong Solana energy with weak LinkedIn energy.

Workplace Metrics

Token Stats

Solana

Market Cap

N/A

waiting for the market to wake up

Liquidity

N/A

liquidity currently in stealth mode

24h Volume

N/A

the tape is taking a coffee break

Price

N/A

price feed not clocked in yet

Corporate Statement

Why buy this?

Because normal finance has never sent you a meme, because your group chat deserves a mascot, and because being early feels better than being responsible.

Contract Address

CA:

Binding nonsense

Dejobinator agreement

Sign here to confirm that your previous salary has been replaced by cope, conviction, and suspiciously enthusiastic community calls.

  1. 1. You accept that "doing your own research" now counts as a department.
  2. 2. You agree to check price more often than your email.
  3. 3. You acknowledge that pump.fun is not technically a career ladder.
  4. 4. You waive the right to ask where the roadmap is during peak euphoria.

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I, ________________, hereby join DEJOBINATOR on the Solana network and formally convert my professional goals into meme-based optimism.

Signature

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Effective immediately, emotionally.

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Dexscreener chart

Real chart. Real volatility. Still less stressful than a quarterly review.